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  • Dec. 1st, 2009 at 10:26 PM

I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST FOR 24 HOURS... You can ask one question. Any questions, no matter how crazy, sinister, or wrong it is. I WILL answer no matter what, you have my FULL honesty, but I DARE you to put this in your Lj and see what questions you get...

My Brute

  • Apr. 23rd, 2009 at 1:37 PM

Acctually a fun little game. Hee's my link http://torstenbull.mybrute.com

stolen from Houndy

  • Apr. 12th, 2009 at 11:50 AM


Your result for The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test...

Blue (450 nm)

You scored 63% self-confidence and 57% bandwidth!


Wow! You have quite a big repertoire when it comes to kinky sex. And you're probably also willing to play on either side of the fence. You should look for another Blue, or an Ultraviolet if you want to broaden your horizon. Greens may be okay as well but will probably bore you after a while. Reds are too vanilla for you.


But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your kind of kink.


You scored 84% giving and 46% receiving on oral.


You scored 78% giving and 90% receiving on anal.


You scored 38% giving and 71% receiving on bondage.


You scored 44% giving and 48% receiving on humiliation.


You scored 22% giving and 40% receiving on pain.


You scored 52% dominance and 38% submission.


You scored 63% voyeurism and 38% exhibitionism.


Besides that, you're 50% into fetishism and 20% polysexual (i.e. interested in sex with multiple partners, whether at the same time or not). You'll probably want a partner who is similar, whether you scored high or low in these categories.


Finally, you scored 48% on autoerotic - a scale that measures your ability and/or willingness to have kinky fun without a partner. It's not exactly a matching criterion, but it's good for you if your score is high. Keep it up!



Take The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test
at HelloQuizzy

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  • Feb. 26th, 2009 at 2:06 AM

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||| 38%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 58%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 66%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 46%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Humanitarian |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Family drive |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| %
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Honor |||||||||||| 43%
Thriftiness |||||||||||| 50%
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality test by similarminds.com



Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.

Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.


trait snapshot:

paranoid tendencies, irritable, anxious, fidgety, dependent, worrying, emotionally sensitive, prone to regret, depressed, second guesses self, somewhat fragile, dislikes change, prefers organized to unpredictable, suspicious, phobic, craves attention, not a risk taker, low self control, very sensitive to criticism, unadventurous, does not make friends easily, defensive, obsessive, low self esteem



Does this seem accurate?

Makin sturr ( stolen from snowy)

  • Jan. 20th, 2009 at 1:25 AM

The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done in the next 12 month.
- You have no clue what it's going to be.
- I reserve the right to do something unusual.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to put this in your journal as well. We all can make stuff!

Dec. 3rd, 2008

  • 9:26 PM

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May [info]mr_labrador1224 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I put gum in [info]bigwolfbebad's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (983 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
tiberiusgrim

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Xbox 360 Gamer Tag

  • Aug. 31st, 2008 at 2:56 PM

I finally got around to getting a mind absorbing sexbox 1240 so I figure i'll let everyone know my gamer tag. It's " TorstenBull " XD

Stole from Junkshop

  • Aug. 5th, 2008 at 10:18 PM

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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...breath taking
Your hugs are...warm
Your eyes...sparkle like the stars
Your touch is...awakening my heart
Your smell is...beautiful
Your smile is...encouraging
Your love is...eternal

Meme time

  • Jul. 22nd, 2008 at 11:25 PM

Comment on this post, I'll give you a letter, you post your favourite songs starting with that letter.

i got F from the thunderbird ice thingy.

F...hmm, what do we got for F

F

Face to Face
Failure Of The Devout
Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum
FALLING STARS
FEED US (ACOUSTIC)
The Fortune Of War
From Yesterday
The Fury Of Our Makers Hand

stolen from wolfgang

  • Jul. 12th, 2008 at 6:24 PM

Here's alittle something im gonna post since im bored


Ask me a question about each of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Vices
5. Love
6. LiveJournal/internet

Stole this from the wolf

  • Jul. 9th, 2008 at 8:49 PM

Your result for The Attachment Style Test...

The Cuddleslut


You're mostly secure, but sometimes you need a little extra reassurance to make it through the tough times. You are usually affectionate and sweet, and you find it easy to fall in love. An encouraging word from a crush or a loved one can motivate you for weeks.



Fictional character with whom you might identify: Kaylee (Firefly/Serenity), Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)



KayleeFrye.jpg HiroNakamura.jpg




Other Attachment Types:
Secure: The Unicorn | The Cuddleslut | The Free Agent
Preoccupied: The Cling Wrap | The Squid | The Insect
Fearful: The Doormat | The Leper | The Exile
Dismissing: The Hermit | The Stone | The Player
Confused: The Waffler

Take The Attachment Style Test at HelloQuizzy

Love Meme

  • Jun. 9th, 2008 at 5:17 PM

The Beginning

How did it all begin?
We met at a friend Zero's and slowly from there started talking alot online and on the phone.

Where did you meet?
At zero's place

When did you meet?
o.o ... i cant remember the day or month sadly

Was it love at first sight?
well i was kinda nervous talking to him at first

How old were you both?
me 21 still him 19

When did you have your first kiss?
i think that would have had to been the few days he came over my place...got is my memory bad

Where was your first date?
He'll kill me because right now i cant remember

How long until you met the parents?
when he came over the first time which was pretty early on

When was it official?
November 25th

The good...

Whats your happiest memory of them?
god, theres so many. pretty much anytime ive been around him a new one happens

Whats the sweetist thing they have ever done for you?
well he wrote me a poem that made me cry while i was reading it <3

Do they buy you lots of gifts?
every now and then

Whats your favorite thing to do together?
well for me i love just being able to snuggle up with him and watch a movie or play games and such

When did you know you were falling in love?
well he was talkign abotu how another guy he knew liked him and was thnking about askign him out and i got really jealious from hearing it

Who said I love you first?
honestly im not sure, i think it was said the night i asked him out

Is it true love?
*nonnods*

How do you know this?
everything abotu it feels right

The bad...

Whats their worst habit?
accidently bopping me in the nose when we sleep together XP

What annoys you about them?
he can travel an entire city on $2 XD

Would they ever cheat?
Never

Have they ever cheated?
Nope

Do you trust them?
to the utmost

The ugly....

Best facial feature?
his eyes, i love looking into them

Favorite part of their body?
aside from his nomable hair i love his nice warm tummy

Hair colour?
black and tasty

What do they smell of?
He smells like him and i love it <3

What are they wearing when you picture them in your head?
usually either jeans and a short sleeve shirt or his black sleeping pants with the flames at the bottom

Intimacy...

How do you feel when they holds you?
safe, contend, loved

How do you feel when you fall asleep and wake up in their arms?
usualy we each roll over to the side when sleeping but waking up next to him is wonderful

How does it feel when they touch you?
juts happy that he's there

Does their touch give you goose bumps?
sometimes :3

Do they kiss your neck?
of course

Your tummy?
alot

Your forehead?
yush

Deep and meaningfull...

Could you be without them?
i'd be lost without him honestly

Do you think about them constantly when your apart?
yeah, just wish he was still with me in my arms

How long have you been together?
little over 7 months

Can you see a future together?
Aye i do

Would you like to get married?
if the decision arises i wouldnt say no

Have children?
im not so sure XD

Where can you see your relationship in a years time?
hime still in school me with a full time job still together :3

5 years time?
together in nyc him graduated and me with a job up there and my certifications

Do you know there is definatly no-one better out there for you?
aye

Are you scared they might find someone better?
not for the most part

Are they your best friend as well as your lover?
aye, i tell him everything that happens around here just about.

Do they come first over everyone else in your life?
always


On a lighter note...

Whats the funniest thing you have ever done together?
thats a hard desicion, theres been so many things

Say something that only you two understand.
Brap brap ap ap brap

Do you have nick names for each other?
a few

Do they make you laugh?
aye

Do you wrestle?
hehe, yush he's getting better <3

Are they tickelish?
not really

Are you?
Extremely to the point of crying

Their Favorites...

Food?
china town dumplings, sushi, chicken tikka marsala

Drink?
Vanillia Chai Tea <3

Sport?
not sure XD

Past time?
gaming, drawing, writing, noming...>.>

Animal?
Wolf XD

Aftershave?
doesnt use it i dont think

Clothing style?
baggy

Band?
*gets out the roladex*

Music?
r&b, pop, rock, metal, alternative, etc.

Your things....

Song?
Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah

DVD?
not sure

Place to hang out?
his place or mine

Meal to cook together?
Cheese steaks or breakfast

Lasts...

Time you saw them?
last week

Kissed them?
last week

Spoke to them?
earlier today

The last text they sent you?
2 days ago

When will you...

See them again?
thursday <3

Speak to them again?
later on today hopefully

Tell them you love them again?
a few more times today

Have you ever?

Spent the night together?
several times

Celebrated a holiday together?
yush

Met the parents?
aye

Had naughty time?
hehehe

Done anything spontaneous together?
yup

Is this love?
Definantly

Silly slogans

  • May. 30th, 2008 at 3:33 PM

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yet another thingy

  • Apr. 29th, 2008 at 11:47 PM


NerdTests.com says I'm a Cool Technology Geek.  What are you?  Click here!

another meme

  • Apr. 28th, 2008 at 11:13 PM


Your LJ Slut Stats!
Out of your 31 friends, percentages you have:
met


96.77%
hugged
93.54%
dated


6.45%
kissed


16.12%
seen shirtless


38.7%
seen naked


12.9%
had net sex


12.9%
made out with


12.9%
had oral sex


6.45%
fucked


6.45%
Get your LJ Slut Stats!

it's Meme time

  • Apr. 27th, 2008 at 6:26 PM

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better!

BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A COMMENT THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A.

2) What was your dream growing up?
A.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A.

5) Favorite vegetable?
A.

6) What was the last book you read?
A.

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A.

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A.

9) Worst Habit?
A.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A.

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A.

16) Do you have any pets?
A.

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A.

22) What color eyes do you have?
A.

23) Ever been arrested?
A.

24) Bottle or can soda?
A.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A.

33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
A.

35) Do you believe in God?
A.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A.

Another Personality test

  • Apr. 22nd, 2008 at 4:12 PM


My Personality
Neuroticism
63
Extraversion
46
Openness to Experience
51
Agreeableness
52
Conscientiousness
29
You often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in, however you experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. You regard intellectual exercises as a waste of your time. You do not like to claim that you are better than other people, and generally shy from talking yourself up, however you are not adverse to confrontation and will sometimes even intimidate others to get your own way. Your sense of duty and obligation is average and although you are mostly responsible you can sometimes be unreliable.

Take a Personality Test now or view the full Personality Report.

The best ugg Boots.

Apr. 21st, 2008

  • 9:29 AM



Your Birthdate: December 22



You tend to be understated and under appreciated.

You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way.

People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little.

Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know.



Your strength: Standing up for what you know is true



Your weakness: You tend to be picky and rigid



Your power color: Silver



Your power symbol: Square



Your power month: April